Ryan Watkins was a double record holder at one point.
Holding the record for the most catches by a Glamorgan outfielder and the record bowling figures in a T20 a few years back. Having retired from the
first class game, Ryan is at the forefront of the Tom Maynard Trust and was an
integral part of the famous cycle last year from Cardiff to The Oval. A top
bloke, and a long term fan of us here at The Middle Stump, Ryan talks us through
his mistake of slapping Simon Jones in the nets, Shane Warne’s incessant sledging and what
makes a decent ice bath in the East Midlands. Read on to find out more in this
hilarious interview with one of the games characters.
TMS: You have been a massive fan of ours for a while now
haven't you, it must be a privilege to be a part of such a classy publication?
RW: Being asked to take part in this interview is right up
there with the highlights of my career!! First class debut, first appearance at
lords, man of the match Notts Cricket vs. Glamorgan Cricket at Notts Forest
training ground, and now this!! All jokes aside I really enjoy what you guys do
there and always look forward to a read of what you’ve been up to!
TMS: What are you up to now?
RW: Well my much better half is expecting our first born at
the end of Feb so its all hands on deck with that at the moment! Time is flying
by at the moment with it so it’ll be here before I know it, no doubt then the
fun will start! I’m currently looking through my annual leave to arrange some
time off as I’m hoping to get into a couple more cycle rides in 2013 for the
Tom Maynard Trust too which no doubt I’ll need to get some training in for!
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Braggley Wiggins ready to shoot off... |
TMS: You took part in the SWALEC to the Oval Cycle, was
there the next Bradley Wiggins there?
RW: William “Braggly Wiggins” Bragg set off from Cardiff
with some ridiculous pace! He absolutely hammered it through Cardiff, Newport
and out towards the severn bridge! However, being a marathon not a sprint, come
the Severn bridge I think The Little Engine That Could blew up a little and
managed to just about pull through for the rest of the day! There were some
strong cyclists on the ride, Steve James and Ian Williams were ridiculously
competitive throughout the ride, my riding partner throughout most of the 2
days was Jason Ratcliffe who managed to get me through a few climbs, but I
think the most impressive was a man who was only known to me as “The Monk!!”
TMS: Who was the worst?
RW: This is going to seem particularly harsh as I know he’s
a big fan of yours but David Brown was pretty terrible!! It wasn’t a fitness
issue or anything, and I dare say if he had some stabilizers on his “yellow
flash” he would have been fine, but I reckon he did twice as many miles as
everyone else with his swerving back and forth the road!! If you get a chance ask him about the lady with
the shopping bags walking up the hill in Marlborough that overtook him…
TMS: Who is the biggest moaner in County cricket? Any bat
throwers?
RW: If Gareth Rees could turn up at the ground on the
morning of a game, have some throw downs, a big breakfast, bat twice in the
game and do absolutely nothing else at all he would be the happiest player. It
may seem harsh but I genuinely think he has no interest other than batting! No
fielding, no warm ups, no conversation with anyone else, he’s done!! He did
throw a fantastic tantrum too, as the Leicester dressing room wall he put a
hole in can testify!! David Hemp was classic for a rogue outburst but you never
knew if he was serious or not, hence the nickname “Mad Dog” or “Scraps”.
Gareth Rees- Just a batsman... |
TMS: Laziest County player?
RW: Oooh, this could lose me a few mates this one. Right,
i'm not saying hes lazy, but the big Cosgrove wasn't the biggest fan of the gym
when he was over with us. We had a physio at the time who oversaw the training
and him and because had one or two run ins over the summer. Ridiculous talent
though, Australia could do worse than pick the big fella.
TMS: Best/Worst drinker?
RW: Dean Cosker was a bit of a silent assassin on the
drinking front, I would describe him as strong, especially if the Havanna Club
and coke was about!! I was always pretty solid too even if I do blow my own
trumpet! And big David “Dessy” Harrison was decent! Mark Wallace was a genuine shandy swiller,
still is. I hope he’s going to up his game for his forthcoming benefit season,
with quite a few dinners and functions coming up he could be heading for a few
early nights…
TMS: Best banter?
RW: Too may to single one out at Glam, there was always some
quality banter flying around the dressing room, usually directed at Gareth Rees
again!! He does get a fair amount of stick on here from the lads but he’s a top
lad really!! Former Middlesex keeper David Nash was always good for some banter
as were a couple of other London lads, Rikki Clarke and a few others! There was
a bloke who played at Derby, Tom Lungley, a complete muppet of a bloke who I
have to give mention to as having the WORST chat in county cricket!
TMS: Best sledge received/delivered
RW: Shane Warne once sledged me every ball for a two hour
session! We were on the receiving end of a tuning from Hampshire and I was just
trying to delay the inevitable with Dean Cosker who was night-watchman. After
an hour of constant barracking he decided that Dean as night-watchman was
looking the far more accomplished of the two of us, and I had to agree!! I was
a bit stumped for a comeback really, it’s Shane Warne.
TMS: Tell us a funny story...
RW: Ok, going back many moons, Glamorgan were playing
against Leicester at Grace Road. If I remember correctly Leicester got lots in
the first inns and when it was our turn to bat we were undone by a well known
overseas bowler who isn’t currently allowed to play the game due to not keeping
feet behind white lines…Anyway, although a fantastic bowler, the player in
question was not the most pleasant or complimentary individual to us friendly
Glamorgan lads! At the end of each days play it was noticed by a few of our
lads that said bowler enjoyed a cigarette and an ice bath in the shower room at
Grace Road. Using one player as a lookout, one of our lads proceeded to add a
little extra liquid to the ice bath by way of relieving himself just before the
bowler sauntered in to enjoy his dip…proceeding to immerge himself completely
in the ice bath, which now had a slight tinge of yellow about it….what is it
they say about revenge being cold or something?
TMS: Now as I foolishly 'liked' your Cricinfo page, many of
my female fans now think I am you, as it comes up on my Facebook homepage. Who
wouldn't you like to look like?
RW: Are we talking in the cricket world or just in general?
I don’t want to make any more enemies out there by dropping someone in that
one!
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James Harris arrives at Lord's |
TMS: Best lookalike in cricket?
RW: Serious question, have you ever seen young England
prospect James Harris and Lloyd Christmas from Dumb and Dumber in the same
room? Think about it…
TMS: Who is the fastest bowler you have faced, ever bricked
it facing anyone?
RW: Ooohh, tricky one that!! Stuart Meaker was quick at the
oval and I’ve got to say, Kirbs bowled some quick spells against me over the
years but I think the quickest would have to be Glammy’s very own, “The
Racehorse” Simon Jones! Going back a few years he was proper rapid and I made
the mistake of whacking his slower ball in the stands in nets one day! Well he
just gave me a look that made me think “what have you done!?!” and I genuinely
don’t think I saw anything else he bowled at me during that spell.
TMS: Are you still playing? I hear the South Wales league
has more money than the IPL?
RW: Twice as much for some of the boys, no names mentioned!!
I’m still having a go, I’m playing for Newbridge Cricket Club in the Glamorgan
and Monmouthshire Division 2 and although I only played 5 or 6 games due to
work last year I enjoyed every minute of it!! We’ve got a great bunch of lads
down there and although we take it seriously on the field it’s a great social
atmosphere down there and somewhere I really enjoy being part of things.
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Travel Expenses in the South Wales League? |
TMS: Who is the best player to have never played County
cricket?
RW: When I first joined the staff at Glam there was a lad
there the same time as me called Lloyd Smith form Penarth. Lloyd had a few
years on a summer contract and was a fantastic player who had all the talent
and ability in the world, still is a very good player now as he got a hundred
in a t20 game against glam last year! He was one who I thought would have gone
a long, long way. A lot of people say he wasn’t given the chances he deserved
and I agree with that too, but Lloyd is a great lad and now owns half of
Penarth and Cardiff I think!
TMS: Finally, what are you up to next?
RW: Currently trying to locate the whereabouts of my new
Specialized Road bike that was due on the 19th December! I’m getting a fair bit
of stick from the Castleton Chargers, the cycling club that a few of the Glammy
boys have formed along with a few others such as Glamorgan T20 record holder
Ian Thomas and the welsh version of Jerry Maguire Ian Bird! There are a few
cycling events coming up in the summer all in support of the TMT which I’m
really keen to take part in and try and promote the trust as much as possible
as its so close to the heart. So if anyone knows where my bike is, please feel
free to let me know!
Nice stuff. One day no doubt far into the distance I'll try and do an interview with a player too I think (not trying to stomp on your patch here!). It defo involves effort and some form of human contact/conversation though, so I'll see how that goes! Enjoyed the tale about the ice bath!
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