I'm going to start with Nick Knight or Nick fucking Knight as he is known in my house. Now don't get me wrong, he comes out with the odd bit of sense but usually it's sandwiched between a whole load of shit.I may have trust issues but another man I struggle to believe is Ian Botham. A legend of a cricketer and a fine, fine commentator. My problem? He wears short sleeve shirts. I get by in life with pretty much three rules:
- Never trust a man who doesn't drink
- Never trust a man who folds his arms
Bob Willis is a grumpy git. Have you ever been on a bus and it's late, you are about to pull away and some geriatric runs along after you and gets on. "Oh perfect timing" (well its not perfect fucking timing is it?) and then proceeds to tell the bus driver all about his day and his gout. This man is Bob Willis.
I'm dissapointed to hear that Nassar Hussain and David Gower are being rested. I hope Nick Knight gets rested soon, he must have a conference to attend? Gower is a smooth operator, a man that you wouldn't be too pissed off if he took your gran to bingo.
Paul Collingwood should be one of the main eventers and so should Mark Butcher. Steve Harmison maybe, if I could understand a single word he was saying. I like Robert Croft and Dominic Cork too, both men are former captains, England internationals and are from an era when things were not all rosey for England.
Who have I missed out? Who would you like to see in a darkened studio at 4am talking to Ian Ward, who would be doing your pitch reports?
Leave a comment and let us know.