While perusing Twitter last night I came across a tweet that
had been sent to everyone’s favourite cretin, Piers Morgan. It was not quite a
proposition but more an idea that Piers and Kevin Pietersen could star in a new
film, a remake of a classic, Broke Bat Mountain. This got us thinking of some
other cricket films that could be made.
We asked for some help from the world of Twitter and the
response was fantastic. KP was a lot of people’s leading man, appearing in
numerous films. If he is going to leave the International scene then who knows,
a role in Hollywood may be on the cards.
Our first film sees KP staring in Dumbslog Millionaire: a
tale of a young man in South Africa playing cricket on the streets and back
gardens that got a chance in a trial game, which if successful, would see him
get a contract in England. Big hitting saw our Kev reach 100 in 40 balls and
his bags were packed. A season of big runs followed and he gets his chance in
the Indian Big Smash. Will KP overcome an increasing ego and barneys with his
coach to become a millionaire?
The Nick Knight rises is our second film. After a poor
performance in Australia the England selectors are looking across the country
for the next opening batsman. While in the nets with friends, former England
star Nick Knight is spotted by the coach. With his helmet and sunglasses on
nobody knows who it is. Some runs follow and so do the interviews. Can Knight
deliver some entertaining interviews to throw suspecting journalists?
Other future blockbusters include Cool Hand Luke Wright : a
man sentenced to 5 years hard labour for writing boring tweets about parking
meters and About A Boycott: an old man reminisces about simpler times, his
mother hanging out laundry & sticks of rhubarb.
There are more:
Coming soon:
Kallis in Wonderland
Paranormal Activity VI: Watson is not out LBW
The Dark Nightwatchman
The Wicket Man
The Good, The Bad and Steve Smith
The Talented Mr. Ridley Jacobs
The Cabin in the Chris Wood
Waugh of the Worlds
Citizen Kane Williamson
The Nathan Lyon King
Full Monty 2
Mitch
Saving Private Ryan Harris
The Witches of Borthwick
Turner and Gooch
Silence of the Lumbs
Posters designed by @gregmackett
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